A Quote by Darynda Jones
Yeah, but what happens if life hands me pickles? - Bumper sticker
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A lot of people don't like bumper stickers. I don't mind bumper stickers. To me a bumper sticker is a shortcut. It's like a little sign that says 'Hey, let's never hang out.'
When life hands you lemons say, "Lemons? What else have you got?" - bumper sticker
Magic happens, see. It's just like on those bumper stickers, the ones that say, 'Miracles Happen', or 'Jesus Happens'. I never really took those too seriously. I mean, they're bumper stickers. Yeah, yeah, I know what you're thinking. Miracles? Right. Jesus? Maybe. But magic?
How ironic is it to see a bumper sticker that says 'Jesus is the answer' next to a bumper sticker supporting the war in Iraq, as if to says 'Jesus is the answer - but not in the real world.
The world’s bumper sticker reads: Life sucks, and then you die. Perhaps Christian bumper stickers should read: Life sucks, but then you find hope and you can’t wait to die.
Nothing makes me roll my eyes faster than a "Coexist" bumper sticker.
A Nuns Life: Chastity, poverty, and obedience. Wait, chastity?" BUMPER STICKER
I saw a bumper sticker once that stayed with me: 'God help me become the person my dog thinks I am.' I don't have the heart for this. Meaning, of course, that I'm the failure.
I saw a great bumper sticker that read: 'Do something that scares you every day.' That really stuck with me. I try to live like that.
There's a difference between a philosophy and a bumper sticker.
Genius has its limitations. Insanity...not so much" -Bumper Sticker
I love children, but I don't think I can eat a whole one.- Bumper sticker
Accusations fit on a bumper sticker; the truth takes longer.
I don't much believe in bumper sticker characterizations of foreign policy.
[My father ] came home from World War II and he voted for [Dwight] Eisenhower. He was pretty thoughtful about those things, but never, as I said, ever campaigned for anybody. He let me put a [Barry] Goldwater sticker on his pickup truck, but he never put a bumper sticker on his car. We never had a yard sign or anything in our yards, never contributed to anybody's campaign.
You might be a redneck if your bumper sticker says, My other car is a combine.
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