A Quote by Dave Barry

I tried sniffing Coke once, but the ice cubes got stuck in my nose.

Dave Barry

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Coke Cubes Got Ice Nose Once Sniffing Stuck Tried

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Dave Barry
American - Journalist
Born: July 3, 1947

Ice cubes likely sell more alcohol for the distilling industry than attractive models in cheesecake poses. The inconspicuous ice cubes often hide the invisible sell - invisible, that is, to the conscious mind.

Wilson Bryan Key

There's not enough Ice Cubes out there. There's not enough Ice Cubes getting a chance to do their thing.

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People from cold regions might not understand the extent of the pain when ice cubes get stuck on your body.

Mohamedou Ould Slahi

Big cubes, small cubes - it's all ice. I'm not that fancy.

Rande Gerber

In terms of coke, the only money I ever thought about was that dollar bill I had stuck up my nose.

George Carlin

There are so many flavors of Coke now - Coke with lemon, Coke with vanilla, Coke with lime, Cherry Coke, and they've just brought out another new flavor - Coke with Pepsi.

David Letterman

They shoulda called me Little Cocaine, I was sniffing so much of the stuff! My nose got big enough to back a diesel truck in, unload it, and drive it right out again.

Little Richard

Left all my Beatle records out in the sun, got a coke bottle stuck on the end of my tongue.

Al Yankovic

It was not that long ago a bunch of researchers got on a boat and started chugging for the South Pole to find evidence of the melting glaciers and global warming, and they got stuck in the ice and it took three ice breakers and a helicopter to rescue them. Yet they still carry the day in the pop culture that global warming is happening.

Rush Limbaugh

For each glass, liberally large, the basic ingredients begin with ice cubes in a shaker and three or four drops of Angostura bitters on the ice cubes. Add several twisted lemon peels to the shaker, then a bottle-top of dry vermouth, a bottle-top of Scotch, and multiply the resultant liquid content by five with gin, preferably Bombay Sapphire. Add more gin if you think it is too bland... I have been told, but have no personal proof that it is true, that three of these taken in the course of an evening make it possible to fly from New York to Paris without an airplane.

Isaac Stern

We have fried things in cubes, historically. We tried bars of Hollandaise, we tried different shapes, but it ultimately seemed like the cube was the right shape.

Wylie Dufresne

I tried sticking a piece of candy up my nose...it ended up getting stuck and the nurse had to get it out.

Ray Toro

I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass.

David Lee Roth

When I was younger, I used to look at movie stars with pencil-thin noses and think about a nose job. I've got a grown-up baby nose; it's not chiseled and structured. Then I saw how beautiful Audrey Tatou was in 'Amelie' and thought, 'She's got a nose like mine, and if she can have a baby nose, so can I.'

Martine McCutcheon

Ice cubes sell more alcohol for the distilling industry than sexy models in cheesecake poses.

Wilson Bryan Key

Everybody likes to drink a Coke once in a while; it's when we run out of everything else to drink and we're only left with Coke that we need to start worrying.

Lexi Alexander

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