A Quote by Dave Barry
Toaster: A gift that every member of the family appreciates. Automatically burns toast.
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I have trouble with toast. Toast is very difficult. You have to watch it all the time or it burns up.
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Toast was a pointless invention from the Dark Ages. Toast was an implement of torture that caused all those subjected to it to regurgitate in verbal form the sins and crimes of their past lives. Toast was a ritual item devoured by fetishists in the belief that it would enhance their kinetic and sexual powers. Toast cannot be explained by any rational means. Toast is me. I am toast.
I once went out with this wild girl. She made French toast and got her tongue caught in the toaster.
We did not have a toaster growing up. I never knew what a toaster was, it was only as I got older, we got a toaster.
My mother did not have a toaster oven and would toast bread in the oven, which I thought was stupid. They didn't do cars and electricity, that kind of stuff.
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Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp no one would eat?
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The only reason I wanted 'Making Toast' as the title is that it is a simple gesture of moving on. Every morning there's the bread and you make the toast and you start the day.
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I have a pretty close family and there are certain similarities - maybe a lot of families have this - where geographically, we're separated, so there are times when one family member will be needing a lot at one particular moment, so everyone rallies around that particular family member. Then there are other moments where, if [the family is] okay, I might not talk to my brother for two or three weeks, but then if I get him on the phone at five in the afternoon, it feels like we spoke that morning.
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