My success has depended wholly on putting things over on people, so I'm not sure that I'm that great a role model. I am, however, an expert on pretending to be an expert on pretending to be an expert.
I said that an expert was a fella who was afraid to learn anything new because then he wouldn't be an expert anymore.
I'm an expert in hookers. I'm an expert in doormats. I'm an expert in victims. They were the best parts. And when I woke up--sociologically, politically, and creatively--I could no longer take those parts and look in the mirror.
I only know about a few things, but I am quite good at bluffing. There are a whole range of subjects, including the Renaissance, which I am prepared to sound expert on.
I never thought I'd be an expert at sword fighting, I never thought I'd be an expert in protein powders - I'm close to being an expert in both. It's great!
It was inevitable that in the proliferation of media and media channels and the natural debasing of authority that comes when you make an expert of someone who knows a few things and can be on television and you put the word "expert" underneath them, that is to say me, then eventually the very concept of expertise itself would become meaningless.
When a politician is in opposition he is an expert on the means to some end; and when he is in office he is an expert on the obstacles to it.
On the subject of wild mushrooms, it is easy to tell who is an expert and who is not: The expert is the one who is still alive.
The expert is a midwife. The expert is not someone who has the authority to pronounce the last word on the subject.
An expert is a man who has stopped thinking. Why should he think? He is an expert.
Science blogs bore me. When everyone is an expert, no one is an expert.
In the Champions League I'm no expert. Pep is the expert, he's won it twice as a manager.
I'm not really a relationship expert but... I'm an expert on manhood and what men think.
I’m not really a relationship expert but ... I’m an expert on manhood and what men think.
Anger is a tool for change when it challenges us to become more of an expert on the self and less of an expert on others.