A Quote by David Feherty

I was swinging like a toilet door on a prawn trawler. — © David Feherty
I was swinging like a toilet door on a prawn trawler.

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Leonard Aster thanked Fighting Prawn and the Mollusk tribe for their hospitality. “You mean,” said Fighting Prawn, “for not killing you?” “Yes,” said Leonard. “It was very gracious of you.” “Do you,” said Leonard, “I mean, does you tribe, shake hands?” “No,” said Fighting Prawn. “We kiss on the lips.” “Oh,” said Leonard, looking very alarmed.
What they have done in Japan, which I find so inspirational, is they've brought the toilet out from behind the locked door. They've made it conversational. People go out and upgrade their toilet. They talk about it. They've sanitized it.
When God closes a door, he opens a window. Sounds to me like he's on the toilet.
To love is to make of one's heart a swinging door.
What we call "I" is just a swinging door which moves when we inhale and when we exhale.
I was the only westerner to succeed in a place that's like a toilet, and you always come out of a toilet with a smell.
Like when I'm in the bathroom looking at my toilet paper, I'm like 'Wow! That's toilet paper?' I don't know if we appreciate how much we have.
When God gives you a door, if you want access, you go through that door. People didn't like Jesus. Oh, they had all kind of reasons to hate him but Jesus said, "I am the door. Any man who enters must come by me. If you don't come by me," he said, "you're a thief and a robber." Well, if Omarosa Manigault is the door to Donald Trump, well I kind of like that door. That's a pretty door. That's an intelligent door. That's a spiritually rooted door.
People talk about opportunity knocking, but the gate was always swinging in the breeze before I got to the door.
We actually had a toilet on the sideline in college. We had like a little mini-toilet; we'd go and flush it.
You can't put toilet paper in the toilet [in the space ship], so there's a separate vacuum can in front of you on the wall and when you're done, you put the toilet paper in there and seal that up.
Swinging first and swinging to kill is all that matters now.
The outward man is the swinging door; the inner man is the still hinge.
When we become truly ourselves, we just become a swinging door, and we are purely independent of, and at the same time, dependent upon everything.
Undermine the entire economic structure of society by leaving the pay toilet door ajar so the next person can get in free.
Now, you two – this year, you behave yourselves. If I get one more owl telling me you've – you've blown up a toilet or –" "Blown up a toilet? We've never blown up a toilet." "Great idea though, thanks, Mum.
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