A Quote by David Lee Roth

I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass.

David Lee Roth

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David Lee Roth
American - Musician
Born: October 10, 1954

I don't jog. It makes the ice jump right out of my glass.

Martin Mull

There's not enough Ice Cubes out there. There's not enough Ice Cubes getting a chance to do their thing.

Ice Cube

Ice cubes likely sell more alcohol for the distilling industry than attractive models in cheesecake poses. The inconspicuous ice cubes often hide the invisible sell - invisible, that is, to the conscious mind.

Wilson Bryan Key

Big cubes, small cubes - it's all ice. I'm not that fancy.

Rande Gerber

For each glass, liberally large, the basic ingredients begin with ice cubes in a shaker and three or four drops of Angostura bitters on the ice cubes. Add several twisted lemon peels to the shaker, then a bottle-top of dry vermouth, a bottle-top of Scotch, and multiply the resultant liquid content by five with gin, preferably Bombay Sapphire. Add more gin if you think it is too bland... I have been told, but have no personal proof that it is true, that three of these taken in the course of an evening make it possible to fly from New York to Paris without an airplane.

Isaac Stern

That was another incredible thing: the opportunity to be in Greenland, a place I had read about in NatGeo a decade before. Suddenly I was staying there and hiking there, and we took a mini iceberg out of the water and chipped it up and used it as ice cubes and made cocktails with it. It's surreal.

Adam Richman

I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.

Steven Wright

Usually you'd do the summer scenes in the winter. So you're out there with a T-shirt and hope nobody sees your air that you're breathing out. We put ice cubes in our mouth to stop that from happening.

Jamie Farr

I've always had a longstanding dream, ever since I was a kid, where I was running on a big lake of ice and I kept running and kept running, just about to where I was trying to get to, and I fell through the ice, and then I couldn't find the hole where I fell through to get back out again.

Garrett Hedlund

If any such lover be in earth which is continually kept from falling, I know it not: for it was not shewed me. But this was shewed: that in falling and in rising we are ever preciously kept in one Love.

Julian of Norwich

I tried sniffing Coke once, but the ice cubes got stuck in my nose.

Dave Barry

Ice cubes sell more alcohol for the distilling industry than sexy models in cheesecake poses.

Wilson Bryan Key

The trouble with jogging is that the ice falls out of your glass.

Martin Mull

People from cold regions might not understand the extent of the pain when ice cubes get stuck on your body.

Mohamedou Ould Slahi

Happy hour is slightly different in the Soviet Union. There are no ice cubes or orange-peel twists in the vodka. Also, it lasts all day.

P. J. O'Rourke

The asymmetry of time, the arrow that points from past to future, plays an unmistakable role in our everyday lives: it accounts for why we cannot turn an omelet into an egg, why ice cubes never spontaneously unmelt in a glass of water, and why we remember the past but not the future. And the origin of the asymmetry we experience can be traced all the way back to the orderliness of the universe near the big bang. Every time you break an egg, you are doing observational cosmology.

Sean M. Carroll

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