A Quote by David Letterman

Say what you will about Leona Helmsley, when it comes to standing trial, she's twice the man Jim Bakker is.

David Letterman

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David Letterman
American - Comedian
Born: April 12, 1947

I think Jim got screwed. I think Jim Bakker would have been a great preacher. Jim Bakker was very good at what he did.

Jessica Hahn

What bothers me is that Jim Bakker lies. Jim Bakker knows for a fact that I was virgin.

Jessica Hahn

And when the firemen turned off the hose and were standing in the wet, smoky room, Jim's Aunt, Miss. Prothero, came downstairs and peered in at them. Jim and I waited, very quietly, to hear what she would say to them. She said the right thing, always. She looked at the three tall firemen in their shining helmets, standing among the smoke and cinders and dissolving snowballs, and she said, "Would you like anything to read?

Dylan Thomas

She [Susan McDougal] thinks that it's very similar to what they did with her. Remember when she wouldn't cooperate and they got Jim McDougal to cooperate? Jim McDougal went from saying at his trial that she had the highest moral integrity.

Mark Geragos

Jim Bakker ripped off the bedspread and said, my wife doesn't make me feel like a man anymore.

Jessica Hahn

Leona Helmsley's dog made $12 million last year... and Dean McLaine, a farmer in Ohio, made $30,000. It's just a gigantic version of the madness that grows in every one of our brains.

Tom Waits

If he wants to blow his head off, let him. I don't give a damn about Jim Bakker.

Jessica Hahn

Please, O ye Lord, keep Jim Bakker behind bars.

Dana Carvey

Jim Bakker is an extremely talented preacher, if he would just get it together.

Jessica Hahn

Jim Bakker. He's lost everything, he's ruined. And the worst thing of all he still has to wake up to her!

Sam Kinison

Jim Bakker spells his name with two k's because three would be too obvious.

Bill Maher

My first quote was, I don't want to hurt God's people. Jim Bakker's quote was, I was set up by a female...

Jessica Hahn

My first quote was, I don't want to hurt God's people. Jim Bakker's quote was, I was set up by a female.

Jessica Hahn

We can't be guided - because we're so far from it. We've so destroyed it. We're so far from that that we can't use it. I mean, Jim Bakker heard from God. What a good job he did!