A Quote by David Letterman
I hate decaffeinated coffee. It's useless brown water.
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If envy is red and doubt is black then happiness is brown. I looked from the little brown stone to the tiny brown freckle to her huge brown eyes.
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His eyes were cold and brown - like coffee stains.
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