A Quote by David Letterman
Obama took a tour of the Great Wall of China and said, 'We need one of these things around the White House.'
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This fear factor, this war driver is a very strong one and it's been with the species ever since the beginning and it motivated the Great Wall of China. War can be aggressive or defensive, right? So it motivated the Great Wall of China. Our space program was reactive to Russia.
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