A Quote by David Letterman

I know you're on the Atkins diet, but could you stop eating bacon during sex?

David Letterman

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David Letterman
American - Comedian
Born: April 12, 1947

The Atkins' diet is where you eat bacon for six or seven months...and the end result is that you lose weight. Because you're dead.

Michael Ian Black

I don't subscribe to that no-carb thing. I'm so sick of the Atkins diet and all that. First of all, if you're not eating carbs, all you do is think about them. It's one of those things that you take out, and initially, you lose weight, but you are miserable.

Katie Lee

I did every diet: Atkins. Cabbage-soup diet. Dean Ornish. But I couldn't live the rest of my life like a rabbit.

Mike Huckabee

I was starting to become impotent through this diet and couldn't perform. How many people who are taking the little blue pill, if they started to change what they are eating most of the time, could change the way their sex life is?

Morgan Spurlock

Here's an idea: eat like an adult. Stop eating fast food, stop eating kid's cereal, knock it off with all the sweets and comfort foods, and ease up on the snacking. And don't act like you don't know this: eat more vegetables and fruits. Really, how difficult is this? Stop with the whining. Stop with the excuses. Act like an adult and stop eating like a television commercial. Grow up.

Dan John

I tried the maple syrup diet. I tried the protein-only Atkins diet.

Iskra Lawrence

Bacon, bacon, oh I love me some bacon! It's the secret ingredient to all my favorite recipes. I also could have it for breakfast, lunch, and dinner!

Rachel Hollis

My diet is like Atkins, but with the carbs.

Phil Baroni

I'm completely changing my diet. My nutritionist recommends I must now stop eating food I have already eliminated.

Bob Saget

Edible underwear?... even during sex, we can't stop eating.

Greg Giraldo

There are two areas where you can't stop people misbehaving: eating and sex

John Travolta

My biggest regret is putting my body through fad diets - Atkins, cleanses, the hCG diet.

Jennie Garth

My biggest regret is putting my body through fad diets: Atkins, cleanses, the hCG diet.

Jennie Garth

I don't know if there is too much bacon! I used to have bacon parties. That's how much I love bacon.

Nicole Byer

I remember when the Atkins diet arrived; I lost 16 lb in the first month, but when I stopped, it all went back on again.

Bonnie Tyler

I stopped eating beef at 13 and stopped eating all meat a few years ago. I would feel guilty that what was on my plate was walking around yesterday. Either I could live with that or stop eating meat. I choose the latter, and I'm happier for it.

Carrie Underwood

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