A Quote by Demetri Martin

To remove all credibility from what you're saying try wearing sunglasses on your forehead.

Demetri Martin

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Demetri Martin
American - Comedian
Born: May 25, 1973

Almost all the military personnel were wearing sunglasses. No Iraqis wear sunglasses. They really want to see your eyes. So immediately they can't trust the Americans.

Bruce Cockburn

Sunglasses are great, but I always feel a bit pretentious wearing sunglasses. I mean, I do love to wear them.

Daphne Guinness

Those are the frustrations in this industry - the boxes and the labels, where they say, 'You are this one thing and this is the only thing that makes you unique or viable. So just be trans. And here's a stamp on your forehead and all your characters will be wearing a fake mustache and saying, 'Dad, I want to wear pantyhose.'

Patti Harrison

Wearing sunglasses at night hurts your eyes after a while.

Corey Hart

Remove those 'I want you to like me' stickers from your forehead and, instead, place them where they truly will do the most good -on your mirror!

Susan Jeffers

Look. Every partisan in every party has to learn one thing: Sometimes your people are wrong. To paraphrase an old retort, saying "My party, right or wrong" is like saying "My Kennedy, drunk or sober." Credibility is earned, and standing up and saying "Fie!" now and then reinforces your truthfulness.

James Lileks

I don't want to be criticised for wearing sunglasses in the sun.

Jerome Boateng

The short of it is, as an aspiring writer, there is nothing as damaging to your credibility as saying that you don't like to read.

Khaled Hosseini

When I interviewed a bloke wearing a balaclava on Newsnight. He refused to remove it and halfway through our interview he forgot he was wearing it, took a sip of water and couldn't find his mouth. It's quite hard to hold it together when that happens.

Emily Maitlis

It was really strange to see all these apes standing around eating popcorn, smoking, wearing sunglasses.

Estella Warren

I make M-rated games for adults, you know, with guys wearing sunglasses at night and trench coats.

Warren Spector

Trouble travels fast / When you're specially designed for crash testing / Or wearing wool sunglasses in the afternoon.

Jack Johnson

Never wear a hat and sunglasses at the same time, because it looks like you're wearing a disguise.

Jamie Hince

Focus your attention on the center of your forehead. Visualize that there is a slow but steady swirl of white light there. Visualize that the white light above your forehead is slowly moving in a clockwise direction.

Frederick Lenz

It's funny; we never had anything like credibility. Even though we all have some sort of punk-rock background, but so what? I really don't care about that. What's credibility anyway? Who has credibility?