A Quote by Demetri Martin

I wonder if it's rude for a deaf person to talk with food in their hands. — © Demetri Martin
I wonder if it's rude for a deaf person to talk with food in their hands.
Even if nobody's singing, just when you talk, you're singing. I'll meet somebody and say, "Oh, I'm tone-deaf." I say, "You're not tone-deaf, because if you were tone-deaf you would speak like that. But you're 'Oh, I'm tone-deaf.' You already sang a song to me."
Deaf? If you're near there, no wonder you are deaf.
It's rude to not try and look up-to-date. Is rude the right word? Yes! It's rude - rude to other people.
I'd been brought up in a society which didn't talk about sex, food, money, religion or politics. Those things were all deemed slightly rude.
Before working with Deaf West, I had never met a deaf person, and now I can't imagine life without ASL.
I would love to do a talk show. Naturally, I would love to do more films. I'd love to be able to see casting directors more willing to put in a character who happens to be deaf. I'm not talking about doing deaf storylines, but putting in deaf characters. I'd love to be able to do Broadway.
It's exciting to share an art form that I would never have imagined sharing with the deaf community. Doing musicals, it's not like, 'Oh, I'll do a musical with a deaf person.'
To really understand a deaf person's experience, you need someone that is deaf to be able to tell you what their experience is.
I grew up with deaf teachers, and I thought all deaf children should have exposure to deaf educators.
I don't think I'm really a rude person, but now I see myself on television, I think, 'Oh, God, that is a bit strong.' And I wonder if I've always been like that and I haven't been aware of it.
I know a little bit about deaf culture because a friend of mine has been in the deaf culture for awhile. Over the course of 25 years, she and I have talked about many of the issues and concerns for deaf people and deaf culture.
Often when we talk about food and food policy, it is thinking about hunger and food access through food pantries and food banks, all of which are extremely important.
Good beats upon the damned incessantly as sound waves beat on the ears of the deaf, but they cannot receive it. Their fists are clenched, their teeth are clenched, their eyes fast shut. First they will not, in the end they cannot, open their hands for gifts, or their mouth for food, or their eyes to see.
My father spoke with his hands. He was deaf. His voice was in his hands. And his hands contained his memories.
The interests of the deaf child and his parents may best be served by accepting that he is a deaf person, with an elaborate cultural and linguistic heritage that can enrich his parent's life as it will his own.
I used to hang out by the food table at parties because you don't have to talk to anybody. If you do then you can talk about the food.
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