A Quote by Demetri Martin

I think hair gel was invented to make it easier to identify assholes from a distance.

Demetri Martin

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Demetri Martin
American - Comedian
Born: May 25, 1973

He anxiously touched his hair. "I think my hair gel's frozen.

Richelle Mead

There's no way I'm going to Jersey without my hair gel, can't leave without my gel.

Pauly D

We need to get inside. I think my hair gel’s frozen.

Richelle Mead

What do you do to your hair?" "Dust, hair gel, and a little gun oil." "Ever thought of patenting the recipe?" "No.

Ilona Andrews

I think that headband and that brylcreem and that gel on his hair will do him no good should we get it on.

Ricky Hatton

Even the trip throught the Portal had not disarranged Magnus's hair spikes. He tugged on one proudly. "Check it out", he said to Isabelle. "Magic?" "Hair gel. $3.99 at Ricky's.

Cassandra Clare

I think it's easier to identify with guys who are just trying to make a living and working day to day.

Connor Paolo

The hair is part of my image, part of my persona. And the hair is no accident: I have to gel it vertical every single morning.

Brian Grazer

I think I am at my best when my hair is short. It's easier to take care of and more of who I am. Women are conditioned to think we need long hair.

Halle Berry

I'd slept with Ranger! Not sexually, of course. But I'd been in his bed. And then there was the evil shower gel. "It was all because of the shower gel," I said. Morelli's eyes narrowed. "Shower gel?" I made a major effort not to sigh. "Long story. You probably don't want to hear it.

Janet Evanovich

For a long time, my dad was always on me about cutting my hair. 'Get a haircut. Gel your hair. You've got to do something to get your hair to stay down. It's too big; get it down! It's too crazy.'

Joe Keery

Gel doesn't work in my hair because it has a life of its own.

Troy Garity

During Fashion Week, I tend to do a gel manicure because it's easier.

Eva Chen

Most guys I know are assholes. I have some great asshole friends, but that's not the point. Friendship has got nothing to do with that. It's can you hang, can you talk about this without any feeling of distance between you? Friendship is the diminishing of distance between people. That's what friendship is, and to me it's one of the most important things in the world.

Keith Richards

I'm more of a short-hair girl; short hair is a lot more low-maintenance than long hair. And when you're in front of camera every day and your hair is being flatironed and blow-dried it's easier to have a weave so you don't damage your own hair.

Nia Long

I think doing period piece is easier, because after a certain distance, everybody is equal, I think. The relative contemporary is harder. I think that's the way it is.

Ang Lee

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