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Canoe plus waterfall equals I don't go camping anymore.

Demetri Martin

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Anymore Camping Equals Go Plus Waterfall

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Demetri Martin
American - Comedian
Born: May 25, 1973

Canoe + waterfall = I don't go camping anymore.

Demetri Martin

Camping has become one of my most beloved pastimes. I take a fierce delight in swinging a pak o my back or into a canoe and heading for the hills or lakes. In my opinion, camping can be the greatest expression of free will, personal independence, innate ability, and resourcefulness possible today in our industrialized, urbanized existence. Regardless of how miserable or how splendid the circumstances, the sheer experience of camping seems a total justification for doing it.

Anne LaBastille

If enough money is involved and enough people believe that two plus two equals five the media will report the story with a straight face always adding a qualifying paragraph noting that mathematicians however say that two plus two still equals four.

Susan Jacoby

In the arithmetic of love, one plus one equals everything, and two minus one equals nothing.

Mignon McLaughlin

Ingenuity, plus courage, plus work, equals miracles.

Bob Richards

If A is a success in life, then A equals x plus y plus z. Work is x; y is play; and z is keeping your mouth shut

Albert Einstein

Presently, my understanding of the fundamental principles of the theory of high-intensity training is thorough and complete - not two plus two equals three-and-a-half, but two plus two equals four! Heretofore, I would only occasionally have clients gain 10 to 20 pounds in a month or 30 to 40 pounds in three to four months. Now such is no longer the exception , but the rule!

Mike Mentzer

Less regulation plus less taxation plus less litigation always equals more innovation and job creation.

Marsha Blackburn

Failure plus failure plus failure equals success. You only fail when you quit.

Jack Hyles

One plus one equals both.

Gregory Maguire

As long as I can remember, I had a strong interest in fishing, and my parents, even though they had never fished or camped, took us on canoe camping trips in the wilderness of Quetico Provincial Park in Ontario, Canada, where I could fish to my heart's content.

Henry Paulson

One-half plus one-half does not equal one; one whole plus one whole equals relational wholeness.

Surya Das

I don't understand why it's not okay to be plus-size. I don't know why people hate that phrase. Many models have built their careers as plus-size women and then suddenly don't want to be called that anymore. But you're still cashing checks from plus-size designers.

Tess Holliday

Synergy is what happens when one plus one equals ten or a hundred or even a thousand! It's the profound result when two or more respectful human beings determine to go beyond their preconceived ideas to meet a great challenge.

Stephen Covey

You plus nothing equals everything.

Lecrae

You plus God equals enough.

Zig Ziglar

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