A Quote by Demetri Martin

I learned this summer that peeing in the pool and peeing INTO the pool are very different things. Location, Location, Location.

Demetri Martin

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Demetri Martin
American - Comedian
Born: May 25, 1973

There is a small, but important, difference between peeing in the pool, and peeing into the pool.

Demetri Martin

For example, if I make money, I put it in real estate. I always did very well. Location, location, location.

Ivana Trump

Ask any real estate broker to name the three most important factors in buying a property, and he'll say: "Location, location, location." Now ask him to name the chief justice of the United States Supreme Court, and he'll say: "Location, location, location." This tells us that we should not necessarily be paying a whole lot of attention to real estate brokers.

Dave Barry

Real estate is the key cost of physical retailers. That's why there's the old saw: location, location, location.

Jeff Bezos

Even in a bad market, location, location, location is a way to still buy and sell property.

Vanilla Ice

The three most important aspects of debugging and real estate are the same: Location, Location, and Location.

Richard E. Pattis

Making love to a woman is like buying real estate: location, location, location.

Carol Leifer

What drives the attractiveness of a trans-shipment hub are really three things. Location, location, location is very helpful. But so is productivity - a stable labor force and getting ships in and out as quickly as possible. And then, getting costs as low as possible will drive carrier behavior.

Soren Skou

Mr. Breton didn't know about location, location, location.

Daniel Pinkwater

It's very easy to turn a toy into an adult toy: Location, location, location.

Demetri Martin

I had my first flower stall when I was seven, at the end of the drive in Minehead, Somerset. Nobody was stopping so I moved it to my neighbour's drive, because I thought: 'Location, location, location.' It worked.

Deborah Meaden

The three most important rules in selecting the right piece of real estate are location, location, location (and when we have periods of tight money I would add terms, terms, terms).