A Quote by Demetri Martin

A lifevest protects you from drowning and a bulletproof vest protects you from getting shot, and a sweater vest protects you from pretty girls.

Demetri Martin

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Demetri Martin
American - Comedian
Born: May 25, 1973

I have never worn a sweater vest a day in my life. Nor will I ever wear a sweater vest.

Josie Totah

The trouble with putting armor on is that, while it protects you from pain, it also protects you from pleasure.

Celeste Holm

The same liberty that protects me also protects members of the Mafia.

Barbara Amiel

Just as armor protects the soldier, spiritual knowledge protects us from the difficulties of life.

Mata Amritanandamayi

The Shariah has many other functions but also protects the tarqiah; it protects the spiritual path.

Seyyed Hossein Nasr

China protects the Chinese, America protects the Americans, I don't see why Europe should not protect the Europeans.

Dominique de Villepin

Heaven, they say, protects children, sailors, and drunken men; and whatever answers to Heaven in the academical system protects freshmen.

Thomas Hughes

To me, it's a heroic attribute to be so committed to a principle that you apply it, not when it's easy, not when it supports your position, not when it protects people you like, but when it defends and protects people that you hate.

Glenn Greenwald

The definition of mantra is "that which protects the mind." That which protects the mind from negativity, or that which protects you from your own mind, is called mantra.

Sogyal Rinpoche

Childish fantasy, like the sheath over the bud, not only protects but curbs the terrible budding spirit, protects not only innocence from the world, but the world from the power of innocence.

Elizabeth Bowen

Age protects love not, but love protects up to a certain degree before age.

Jeanne Moreau

Everybody breaks sooner or later, Bob. Anyone can drown. Sometimes you see it. Most often, you don’t because the body protects and the skin hides, so drowning doesn’t look like drowning and some people scar so nicely. Take it from an expert.

Ilsa J. Bick

Grammar and logic free language from being at the mercy of the tone of voice. Grammar protects us against misunderstanding the sound of an uttered name; logic protects us against what we say have double meaning.

Eugen Rosenstock-Huessy

Yes... a bulletproof vest.

James W. Rodgers

I am always an optimist. The pessimists are the liars who refuse to admit what is happening. And I'll give you three things we could do this instant to help Mexico: legalize drugs, renegotiate NAFTA so that it pays a living wage, protects unions and protects the environment and stop Plan Merida which gives $500 million a year to the Mexican army, the largest single criminal organization in Mexico.

Charles Bowden

It’s pretty impossible to hurt what Death protects.

Abbi Glines

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