A Quote by Demetri Martin

Earrings are the same as sneezes: Two is okay, but ten in a row is annoying. If you have two then, God bless you.

Demetri Martin

Quote Topics

Annoying Bless Earrings God God Bless God Bless You Okay Row Same Ten Then Two

Quote Author

Demetri Martin
American - Comedian
Born: May 25, 1973

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