A Quote by Demetri Martin

I don't usually fly in first class, but I fart in first class.

Demetri Martin

Quote Topics

Class Fart First First Class Fly

Quote Author

Demetri Martin
American - Comedian
Born: May 25, 1973

I don't throw money away. First class tickets are very expensive. Why should I fly first class if I can fly business, which is the same thing? I would only fly first class if the ticket included access to some sort of special compartment that could save me if there was any crash.

Silvio Santos

If you travel first class, you think first class and you are more likely to play first class.

Raymond Floyd

Korea can't become a 'first-class' nation unless regulation and 'a sense of power' disappear. The nation's politics is the fourth-class, bureaucratic are the third-class, and business is the second-class.

Lee Kun-hee

I fly economy. I do often fly first class, but I don't travel with a posse, or bodyguard, or an assistant.

Gene Simmons

First-class players lose to second-class players because second-class players sometimes play a first-class game

Siegbert Tarrasch

Obama is a man of first-class intellect and first-class temperament. But his character remains highly suspect.

Charles Krauthammer

Think first class about everyone around you, and you'll receive first-class results in return.

David J. Schwartz

My motto has always been: Only first class business and that in a first class way

David Ogilvy

My first class is biology. I can't find it and get my first demerit for wandering the hall. It is 8:50 in the morning. Only 699 days and 7 class periods until graduation.

Laurie Halse Anderson

I don't need to get any validation by someone else who sits next to me in first class. If you think a seat in first class makes you a star, then you're not one.

Curtis Jackson

There are only two kinds of class: First class and no class.

David O. Selznick

If I had to choose between baseball’s Hall of Fame and first class citizenship for all of my people. I would say first-class citizenship.

Jackie Robinson

The first class opposition that appears in history coincides with the development of the antagonism between man and woman in monogamous marriage, and the first class oppression coincides with that of the female sex by the male.

Friedrich Engels

I'm lucky because I do get to fly first-class now.

Amy Winehouse

I do often fly first class, but I don't travel with a posse, or bodyguard, or an assistant.

Gene Simmons

Imagine a ship that is sinking and needs all the available power to run the pumps to drain out the rising waters. The first class passengers refuse to cooperate because they feel hot and want to use the air-conditioner and other electrical appliances. The second-class passengers spend all their time trying to be upgraded to first-class status. The boat sinks and the passengers all drown. That is where the present approach to climate change is leading.

Matthieu Ricard

A Quote by Demetri Martin

Quote Topics

Quote Author

Related Quotes

Related Authors