A Quote by Demetri Martin

I am a comedian but it's usually not a compliment to be called a prop comedian but I guess I sometimes use props. And I always confuse humorist with comedian. That's strange.
I see myself as a comedian rather than a female comedian. I happen to be a woman, but I am a comedian by trade.
I get very confused about being called a comedian, because when you say 'I'm a comedian,' people expect you to crack a joke. Maybe I use laughter and humour to make people think. I don't know what you call that - a humourist? A satirist? A pessimistic comedian? I don't know. Satirists can be very dark.
A comedian's a comedian. They're a very kind of cynical bunch. I guess that's why I like them.
The thing is, I was never really a comedian - a comedian would scoff at the notion of me as a comedian because I've never done anything, really. I've always just been some guy who's funny.
I get called all kinds of things - an investigative comedian, a comedian activist - I've lost track of what my job title is.
Black comics, they only watch Black comedians. You're a comedian; you're not just a Black comedian. You're a comedian. I try to get that through to everybody.
I always wanted to be a comedian but never thought I'd be a musical comedian.
Sometimes people say I'm a political comedian, which, actually I'm not. I'm a comedian who sometimes discusses politics, culture - again, the word 'politics' to me is just life.
Half the time, you go on any one of these news sites, whether it be a Yahoo or a Google, and one of the top headlines is always, "Did a comedian go too far?" or "Comedian offends." It's like, "Really? Comedian?" A person that's supposed to make funny and make silly and historically was the only person who was allowed to make fun of the king? We're the ones that you're taking seriously?
Harold Lloyd was not a comedian. But he was the finest actor to play a comedian that I ever saw.
I told them I wanted to be a comedian, and they laughed; I became a comedian, no one's laughing now
For a comedian, there is nothing better than watching another great comedian.
I would have liked to be a comedian in the '20s, or maybe even a comedian on the Mayflower and have a statue somewhere.
You know, a comedian's comedian is just that - it's a guy who's original and funny and can make comics laugh.
I am a comedian. You may or may not find me funny, but the fact remains, that I am a comedian.
Even though my father was a radio comedian, it wasn't cool to say, at a young age, 'I want to be a comedian.'
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