A Quote by Demetri Martin

I am the Walrus, but not the one you're probably thinking of. I am the other Walrus, the one who is less the Walrus in the sense of legendary music and more the Walrus in the sense of his tendency to to lie around in places for too long.

Demetri Martin

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Demetri Martin
American - Comedian
Born: May 25, 1973

What's [the Beatles'] I Am the Walrus all about?

Frank Sinatra

I was the walrus, but now I am John. And so my friends, you'll just have to carry on. The dream is over.

John Lennon

I am the eggman They are the eggmen! I am the walrus!

John Lennon

We love creating these fantastical worlds, and that really comes from things like 'Strawberry Fields Forever' and 'I Am The Walrus.'

Kemp Muhl

I once was the walrus, now I'm John.

John Lennon

Is man, indeed, a walrus at heart?

Kevin Smith

Yoko brought the walrus, there was magic in the air.

Ricky Nelson

We don't care what that bug-eyed fat walrus has to say.

Brandon Prust

There is not one thing that's Beatle music. How can they talk about it like that? What is Beatle music? Walrus or Penny Lane? Which? It's too diverse: I Want to Hold Your Hand or Revolution Number Nine?

John Lennon

I'm sorry for croaking at you this evening. This is PM, I'm Eddie Mair: the walrus of news.

Eddie Mair

A full-grown manatee, which can weigh more than 1,000 pounds, looks like the result of a genetic experiment involving a walrus and the Goodyear Blimp.

Dave Barry

'The time has come,' the walrus said, 'to talk of many things: of shoes and ships - and sealing wax - of cabbages and kings.'

Lewis Carroll

I go to restaurants and the groups always play "Yesterday." I even signed a guy's violin in Spain after he played us "Yesterday." He couldn't understand that I didn't write the song. But I guess he couldn't have gone from table to table playing "I Am The Walrus.

John Lennon

They who boast of their tolerance merely give others leave to be as careless about religion as they are themselves. A walrus might as well pride itself on its endurance of cold.

Augustus William Hare

A loaf of bread, the Walrus said, Is what we chiefly need: Pepper and vinegar besides Are very good indeed-- Now if you're ready, Oysters, dear, We can begin to feed!

Lewis Carroll

Happy endings must come at the end of something,' the Walrus pointed out. 'If they happen in the middle of a story, or an adventure, or the like, all they do is cheer things up for awhile.

Salman Rushdie

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