A Quote by Demetri Martin
If you can't tell a spoon from a ladle, then you're fat!
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He could hardly lift his spoon during breakfast, and then he was out on the lake, his spoon soon replaced by a shovel.
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If someone calls you fat and you are fat, then it will be hurtful only if you feel you should not be fat.
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