A Quote by Dennis Miller

Joan Rivers telling Lauren Bacall her dress is all wrong is like Carrot Top telling Lenny Bruce he needs to get an edge.

Dennis Miller

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Dennis Miller
American - Comedian
Born: November 3, 1953

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Bob Crane

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Judith Viorst

I set out to be a cross between Lenny Bruce and Robert the Bruce.

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