A Quote by Dennis Miller

Washington, DC is to lying what Wisconsin is to cheese.

Dennis Miller

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Dennis Miller
American - Comedian
Born: November 3, 1953

Supermarkets and specialist suppliers will have you believe there are great substitutes for cheese. There are not. No vegan cheese tastes anything like decent cheese, and melting cheese might as well be alchemy as far as the vegan cheese industry is concerned.

Romesh Ranganathan

I like cottage cheese. That's why I want to try other dwelling cheeses, too. How about studio apartment cheese? Tent cheese? Mobile home cheese? Do not eat mobile home cheese in a tornado.

Mitch Hedberg

Swiss cheese is the only cheese you can draw and people can identify. You can draw American cheese, but someone will think it's cheddar. It's the only cheese you can bite and miss. "Hey Mitch - does that sandwich have cheese on it?" "Every now and then!"

Mitch Hedberg

Washington DC is corporate-occupied territory.

Ralph Nader

I'm a Wisconsin kid, so I like brats and burgers and stuff like that. Cheese curds.

J. J. Watt

Wisconsin's kids shouldn't be allowed to fail just because Washington is failing them.

Jim Doyle

Washington, DC is 12 square miles bordered by reality.

Andrew Johnson

When somebody comes along and says, "I think Washington, DC, sucks," that's not wrong.

Van Jones

Washington, DC does not have to live with much of what they produce legislatively for us.

Rush Limbaugh

In Washington, DC, politics dominate even the most casual conversations.

Armstrong Williams

I'm layering away: sauce, noodles, I belong to you, cheese, sauce, my heart is yours, noodles, cheese, I hear your soul in your music, cheese, cheese, CHEESE.

Jandy Nelson

The American dream is under attack because our government has been hijacked by the Liberals in Washington DC.

Herman Cain

I didn't grow up in public life. I lived with my mother in Boston, not in Washington, DC, so I was somewhat sheltered from that.

Alexandra Kerry

So when Putin goes out to buy a Coke, thirty seconds later it is known in Washington DC.

Julian Assange

I was raised in Washington, DC in a household where one parent was a Republican and the other was a Democrat, so I got both sides.

Sandra Bullock

I'm not serving in office because I desperately needed 99 new friends in the U.S. Senate. Given the choice between being reviled in Washington, DC, and appreciated in Texas, or reviled in Texas and appreciated in Washington, I would take the former 100 out of 100 times.

Ted Cruz

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