A Quote by Dorothy Parker

I like to have a martini/Two at the very most.

Dorothy Parker

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Like Martini Most Two Very

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Dorothy Parker
American - Poet
August 22, 1893 - June 7, 1967

I like to have a martini/Two at the very most/After three I'm under the table/After four I'm under my host.

Dorothy Parker

I have either a cucumber martini, gin martini, or a vodka martini. That's it. Simple.

Robert De Niro

Zen martini: A martini with no vermouth at all. And no gin, either.

P. J. O'Rourke

How?" I demanded. "How could you have screwed this one up?" "When I got in, they said the manager was on the phone and would be a few minutes. So, I sat down and ordered a drink." This time, I did lean my forehead against the steering wheel. "What did you order?" "A martini." "A martini." I lifted my head. "You ordered a martini before a job interview." "It's a bar, Sage. I figured they'd be cool with it.

Richelle Mead

A priest is sent to Alaska. A bishop goes up to visit one year later. The bishop asks, How do you like it up here? The priest says, If it wasn't for my Rosary, and 2 martinis a day, I'd be lost. Bishop, would you like a martini? Yes. Rosary, get the bishop a martini!

Henny Youngman

One martini is all right. Two are too many, and three are not enough.

James Thurber

Like sexual harassment in the workplace and two-martini lunches, VJs are the stuff of legend whose time and train have passed, but I was fortunate enough to sneak into the express and ride it through the greatest age.

Lisa Kennedy Montgomery

Happiness is.....finding two olives in your martini when youre hungry.

Johnny Carson

Films are a very personal experience - just like a martini - so I try to think about what I like, what projects I like to be in, and make sure I feel proud about it because, at the end, I'm the only one that's going to look back and feel proud or not about what I was doing.

Stephanie Sigman

Aside from the martini, the mint julep may be the most iconic cocktail in America.

Jonathan Miles

One martini is just right. Two martinis are too many. Three martinis are never enough.

M. F. K. Fisher

A well-made Martini or Gibson, correctly chilled and nicely served, has been more often my true friend than any two-legged creature.

M. F. K. Fisher

He was white and shaken, like a dry martini.

P. G. Wodehouse

Venus and Mars are our next of kin: they are the two most Earth-like planets that we know about. They're the only two other very Earth-like planets in our solar system, meaning they orbit close to the sun; they have rocky surfaces and thin atmospheres.