A Quote by Doug Stanhope

Invent new drugs, that's what you should be doing... fight to get new weirder ones... and weirder establishments to do them in.

Doug Stanhope

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Doug Stanhope
American - Comedian
Born: March 25, 1967

Sometimes I think I'm not normal, and I get weirder and weirder everyday.

Louis Tomlinson

Living and performing in New York has allowed me to try my weirder and more experimental things.

Jaboukie Young-White

We like to invent new disciplines or look at new problems, and invent bandwagons rather than jump on them.

Pattie Maes

The weirder you're going to behave, the more normal you should look.

P. J. O'Rourke

All illegal narcotics are medicinal. Boredom is a disease worse than cancer. Drugs cure it, with little or no side effects if used as directed. Life's temporary for a reason, it gets boring after awhile. You should be inventing new drugs is what you should be doing! Newer, crazier drugs... and more holes, that's what you ladies need!

Doug Stanhope

The longer you go by yourself the weirder you get, and the weirder you get the longer you go by yourself.

Jim Shepard

I invent by analogy. I thought, 'It's commonplace that you can mix colors, smear them together to get new emerging colors. Likewise, you can mix radio waves to get new frequencies.' So, I wondered, 'Why can't you mix sound to get new sounds?'

Woody Norris

When you advance a frontier, you're doing something that no one has done before. Every time that happens, you have to innovate. You have to think in new ways that hadn't been thought before. You have to invent a new piece of hardware, a new concept, a new law of physics, a new material, a new construction material to enable you to accomplish what it is that you chose to reach for by dreaming about tomorrow.

Neil deGrasse Tyson

I don't think I've invented anything. Henry Ford didn't invent the car, and Steve Jobs didn't invent the cell phone, and he didn't invent the digital revolution, but he could adapt, put things together in creative ways. So I think in what we do there's a lot of "let's try it and sees," whether it's a new color or a new style. But we didn't invent cosmetics or lingerie. How we market them - style, color - those are the things that we do, but it isn't pure creation. It's putting together ideas. I truly believe there's nothing really new in the world.

Les Wexner

There is a fact-based belief system available to you if you want to believe in facts. But this is the weirdest time. I mean, after Nixon I thought nothing could be weirder. Then there was Reagan, and after Reagan I thought nothing could be weirder. Then there was Bush and Bush's son, and it all just seemed like nothing could be a badder joke than George W. Bush. And now we're here. It seems to just yo-yo around, but hopefully we'll get to another level.

John Flansburgh

I'm surrounded by freaks. Am I weirder than the rest of them? Ultimately I've learned to pride myself on being quirky.

Karen Elson

I think as time goes by you'll get female comics who are weirder - you'll get a female Mighty Boosh.

Jenny Eclair

Young people, especially, are looking for religion so desperately that they are inventing new ones. They should not have to invent new ones; the old religions are pretty good.