A Quote by Doug Stanhope

It was either me or Confucius that said the journey of a thousand miles begins with a vicious ass raping at airport security.

Doug Stanhope

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Doug Stanhope
American - Comedian
Born: March 25, 1967

A journey to Thousand miles begins with one step

John F. Kennedy

The journey of a thousand miles begins with one step.

Lao Tzu

The journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance.

Alton Brown

I flew this past weekend. I went through airport security and said to the guy, 'Is everything okay?' He said, 'You might want to have that mole on your ass checked out.' That seems a little personal to me.

Jay Leno

A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single happy delusion that it can be done without a stop-over.

Robert Breault

The journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step. Watch your step.

Thomas S. Monson

A journey of a thousand miles starts in front of your feet. A tower nine stories high is built from a small heap of earth. A journey of a thousand miles starts in front of your feet.

Laozi

It was quite surreal. Me and my wife went on holiday to America and the security was really tight in the airport. And the security officer that was letting us go through to Los Angeles kept looking at my photo and then he said, 'I know you don't I?' And I said 'Do ya?' and he said 'You're the guy with the bloopers'

Chris Kamara

The journey of a thousand miles starts from beneath your feet. NOTE: Other translations exist, such as:Great trees grow from the smallest shoots;a terraced garden, from a pile of earth,and a journey of a thousand milesbegins by taking the initial step.

Laozi

The tree which needs two arms to span its girth sprang from the tiniest shoot. Yon tower, nine stories high, rose from a little mound of earth. A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step.

Laozi

The journey with a 1000 miles begins with one step.