A Quote by Edgar Bergen

Funny, nothing ever happens nowadays.

Edgar Bergen

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Ever Funny Happens Nothing Nowadays

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Edgar Bergen
American - Actor
February 16, 1903 - September 30, 1978

I suppose this is the reason why diaries are so rarely kept nowadays- that nothing ever happens to anybody.

A. A. Milne

...nothing ever happens quickly (except when it does). Nothing is ever, ever easy (except when it is). And, most of all, nothing ever goes perfectly according to plan (except in the movies).

Ally Carter

Nowadays, if you have a journey, albeit a simple one, you consider yourself lucky if nothing happens.

Peter Mayle

Any misfortune that happens to another person is funny. If it happens to someone else and not me, it's very funny.

Gilbert Gottfried

"Nothing ever happens like you imagine it will," she says. The sky is like a monochromatic contemporary painting, drawing me in with its illusion of depth, pulling me up. "Yeah, that's true," I say. But then after I think about it for a second, I add, "But then again, if you don't imagine, nothing ever happens at all."

John Green

Almost nothing important that ever happens to you happens because you engineer it.

David Foster Wallace

Nothing ever happens in Mexico until it happens.

Porfirio Diaz

Whenever you get a bunch of guys that are funny or think they’re funny, when you first meet, there’s always a lot of bits and it’s never, ever, ever funny. So basically you have to get through the awkwardness.

Chris Jericho

A plate of food hits the table, lands right in front of you. One of two things happens. Either you sit up and look at it and react to it, or nothing happens. If nothing happens then that restaurant is stuck in mediocrity forever.

Jon Taffer

Nothing happens just because we are aware of modern day slavery, but nothing will ever happen until we are.

Gary Haugen

It was old President Diaz who said that nothing ever happens in Mexico until it happens. Things rock along from day to day, and then all at once you are caught up in a rush of unforeseen events.