A Quote by Eoin Colfer

And I will not be beaten by that jackass." "Jackass?" said Foaly, wounded. "My favorite uncle is a jackass.

Eoin Colfer

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Beaten Favorite Favorite Uncle My Favorite Said Uncle Will Wounded

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Eoin Colfer
Irish - Author
Born: May 14, 1965

A jackass has that kind of strength, and puts it to a useful purpose, and is valuable to the world because he is a jackass; but anobleman is not valuable because he is a jackass. It is a mixture that is always ineffectual, and should never have been attempted in the first place. And yet, once you start a mistake, the trouble is done and you never know what is going to come of it.

Mark Twain

Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass.

Mark Twain

Ma'am, when I got up this morning, I didn't want to be jackass. You just pushed my jackass button.

Bill Engvall

How about this?" I said, because now it was the principle of the thing. "I'm sorry, jackass.

Rosemary Clement-Moore

Moi?” He put his hand over his heart and did his best wounded-innocent look. “You must be thinking of some other uncouth jackass. Which makes me jealous, by the way.

Rachel Caine

Did you ever know that you're a jackass?

Chris Jericho

You stupid jackass," Ian said. "Who's got the crush on a worm, bro? You gonna call me stupid?

Stephenie Meyer

You jackass. We're all going to die here. You know that, right?' Harrier said. Yeah," Eugens said shakily. '...Guess I might as well die here with you as out on the desert with a bunch of other jackasses.