A Quote by Eric Andre

I'm an elderly Jewish lesbian trapped in a 33 year old nerd's body.

Eric Andre

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Body Elderly Jewish Nerd Old Trapped Year

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Eric Andre
American - Actor
Born: April 4, 1983

Yeah, I'm a geek. I read sci-fi and I watch sci-fi films. I love my computer and I love to fix it. I'm a total nerd. I literally am a 12-year-old geeky boy trapped in a 32-year-old woman's body.

Amber Benson

I feel like a 16-year-old trapped inside a dead woman's body.

Tamsin Greig

I mean, really: He called me 33 percent lesbian, which was a gross underestimation of my lesbian-ness.

Reese Witherspoon

I recently became vegan because I felt that as a Jewish lesbian, I wasn't part of a small enough minority. So now I'm a Jewish lesbian vegan.

Carol Leifer

I was like a Borscht Belt comedian trapped in the body of a 6-year-old. I was channeling Jackie Mason at 7.

Josh Gad

I'm 33 years old; I'm getting old. Every year is different, and as an athlete, you've got to be honest with yourself.

Mo Farah

I've often been told that I'm a 30-year-old trapped in a teenager's body. I don't know how I feel about that, but I'll take it, I guess. I'm definitely mature, and I'm the one that takes care of everyone in my friendship group.

Angourie Rice

Listen, I am such a nerd. I'm not one of those girls that goes, 'Ha, ha, hee, hee. I'm a nerd.' No, no, no - my brain mentality is the same as a 12-year-old little boy. The video games that I play, the things that I like to watch - I'm a Trekkie.

Mila Kunis

Every day, there'd be somebody interviewing me as a "lesbian living in Russia." It got to the point where I would joke that I now have two jobs. I work as a writer and a journalist, and I also work as a lesbian. There's a big difference between being out and having that be your sole identity, the only reason that someone is talking to you. My twelve-year-old daughter said, "I have a new job as well. I work as the daughter of a lesbian," because she was also giving all these interviews.

Masha Gessen

I'm not a man trapped in a woman's body. I'm a brain trapped in a human body.

Genesis P-Orridge

I'm 74 years old and even though I may be a bit of a rascal, 33 girls in two months seems to me too much even for a 30-year-old.

Silvio Berlusconi

I'm a teenager trapped in an old body.

Betty White

Israel was born out of Jewish terrorism. Jewish terrorists hanged two British sergeants and booby-trapped their corpses.

Gerald Kaufman

From 12-year-old girls to 70-year-old matriarchs, I know hundreds of women who have some sort of body image issue. This is sad and seriously worrying, but it's true, and it's why I feel some kind of social responsibility to do what I can to show a variety of body types in fashion magazines.