A Quote by Garrison Keillor

A cruise ship is a floating town of lazy people.

Garrison Keillor

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Cruise Floating Lazy Lazy People People Ship Town

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Garrison Keillor
American - Writer
Born: August 7, 1942

By 1993, the Stone Roses had become this huge, beautiful cruise ship just floating about in the middle of nowhere with no captain.

Ian Brown

Maybe I can put it another way... Life, Charlie Brown, is like a deck chair." "Like a what?" "Have you ever been on a cruise ship? Passengers open up these canvas deck chairs so they can sit in the sun... Some people place their chairs facing the rear of the ship so they can see where they've been... Other people face their chairs forward... They want to see where they're going! On the cruise ship of life, Charlie Brown, which way is your deck chair facing?" "I've never been able to get one unfolded.

Charles M. Schulz

I had a nightmare about being on a cruise ship and the ship going down. It was an arduous process of the ship going down and we knew it was going down. There was everyone I know and love on the ship.

Jared Padalecki

You sounded like someone who should be singing on a cruise ship. Halfway through your song, I wished the ship was sinking.

Simon Cowell

I think the cruise industry has come of age. And older people my age are attracted to the cruise ship industry. And they are booming right now, and all over the world they are booming. And I think they're for the golden oldies, and there are more and more of them around.

Julian Robertson

My official cruise ship band name is now A Band On Ship.

Rob Schwimmer

Life is like a ship. There's people dancing on a ship.There's a lot of money on the ship, but I cannot integrate on the ship or get equality on the ship.And I never could. I'm just in the galley working and I never could get up to see the captain of the ship.

Muhammad Ali

Can you imagine, in 2030, taking a space cruise on the very ship that carried the first human beings to Mars? I can't believe that people wouldn't line up for that possibility.

Buzz Aldrin

I dropped out of college and worked on a cruise ship for a time.

Randy Rainbow

Odyssey Dawn? That's not a military operation. That's a Carnival Cruise ship.

Stephen Colbert

We're so structured and micromanaged, this isn't a world anymore, it's a damn cruise ship.

Chuck Palahniuk

I spent a week of my honeymoon on a cruise ship and it was a nightmare. Never again.

Gino D'Acampo

I would not want to be on a cruise ship. Some ferry crossings I'm not too thrilled about.

Jennifer Connelly

The Church used to be a lifeboat rescuing the perishing. Now she is a cruise ship recruiting the promising.

Leonard Ravenhill

I came out of school one day, and there was this pulp magazine. It was a rainy day, and it was floating toward the sewer in the gutter. So I pick up this pulp magazine, and it's Wonder Stories, and it's got a rocket-ship on the cover, and I'd never seen a rocket-ship.

Jack Kirby

I like to leisurely cruise around town on a longboard.

Julian Edelman

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