A Quote by Garry Shandling
I practice safe sex - I use an airbag.
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I came out after safe sex was invented and I always practiced safe sex. Except for when I lost my virginity.
In your twenties, I think you should have all of the sex that you're inclined to have, as long as you're safe about it. Use condoms and everything. Go with your instincts. This is the time to have a lot of sex and do drugs. But make sure you live through it.
If we only said safe sex, use a condom, we won't stop the spread of AIDS in this country.
If I use the word romance, whether it's my wife or not, it does not mean sex. We can use the word sex when sex is there.
I got great sex education, and I always knew that if I wanted to be sexually active, I had to have safe sex.
Football is being used as a language in that project...The vital message being communicated to the boys and young men is about safe sex, the use of condoms and preventing the spread of HIV/AIDS.
If you had a daily printout from the brain of an average twenty-four-year-old male, it would probably go like this: sex, need coffee, sex, traffic, sex, sex, what an asshole, sex, ham sandwich, sex, sex, etc
The way anything is developed is through practice practice practice practice practice practice practice practice practice and more practice.
Everyone wants to be safe. Well, I got news for you: You can't be safe. Life's not safe. Your work isn't safe. When you leave the house, it isn't safe. The air you breathe isn't going to be safe, not for very long. That's why you have to enjoy the moment.
In your thirties, you're much more comfortable with sex. First of all, sex is something you've done more. You know you can have sex just to have sex; you can have sex with friends; you can have sex with people you love; you can have sex with people you don't like, but the sex is good. And you can joke about sex much more.
My inclination during sex always is to use sex toys. That's not something men are often used to.
Safe sex is great sex, better wear a latex, cause you don't want that late text, that 'I think I'm late' text.
I look at history, there's not a government on the planet I respect. No country in history was ever safe to its women; internet sex is $100 billion a year industry, and 15-20 million men a day have sex with a child in sexual slavery.
You know you're old when your walker has an airbag.
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