A Quote by Gary Mule Deer
My girlfriend said: 'If you loved me you wouldn't drink so much', I said: 'If I didn't drink so much I probably wouldn't love you'.
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I drink water. I don't drink any caffeine drinks. I stay away from all the sweet drinks and drink water as much as possible.
So for me, my vice and big challenge is coffee intake. I drink black, organic coffee, but I drink way too much.
Let's drink to the spirit of gallantry and courage that made a strange Heaven out of unbelievable Hell, and let's drink to the hope that one day this country of ours, which we love so much, will find dignity and greatness and peace again.
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