A Quote by Gena Showalter

If I had bodily functions, I think I would have peed my pants.

Gena Showalter

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Gena Showalter
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Born: 1975

Of course, I peed my pants, everyone my age pees their pants. It's the coolest.

Adam Sandler

I think pants have unique qualities, especially in a woman’s life. Whatever bodily insecurities we have, we seem to take out on our pants.

Ann Brashares

I'm unbelievably ticklish. When I was a little kid, my sisters would hold me down and tickle me until I peed my pants.

Ronda Rousey

I am inclined to think that eating is a private thing and should be done alone, like other bodily functions.

Sylvia Ashton-Warner

Our intellect, our awareness, and our consciousness is the most powerful form of life on this planet. It's totally worthwhile. If our animal instincts stopped, we would die. We don't think about it, but if your consciousness were responsible for all of your bodily functions, you would die.

James McAvoy

You can't suppress Bodily Functions

Cheech Marin

If I had one wish, it would be for self-drying pants. Wait -- no! Unlimited wishes! How do I return these stupid pants?!

Stephen Colbert

Sometimes you have to rely on sex and bodily functions.

Larry David

There is something reassuring about the toilets. Bodily functions at least remain democratic. Everybody shits.

Margaret Atwood

It's interesting that people think that pants are masculine. Pants are pants.

Asia Kate Dillon

I constantly peed in my pants up until the 8th grade and wore an extra-large sailor uniform from kindergarten to 8th grade because my mom was scared I'd grow out of it. So I learned to make fun of myself at school and summer camp.

Ali Wong

Intellectually, Stephen was a towering giant. Bodily, he was as helpless as a newborn. The functions I fulfilled were all maternal rather than marital.

Jane Hawking

I don't like jokes about sex or bodily functions or drug use or the difference between New York and L.A. I never do any of that.

David Letterman

As a kid I wore my team's tracksuit all the time. Splash pants or track pants. I wore a hat every day. And then when I got to the NHL, guys would make fun of me that I had the worse style in the league.

Connor McDavid

I find it gross to talk about bodily functions like shitting or farting or your period, if you're a girl, unless it's extremely necessary.

Riley Keough

My father was very strict with me, and I kept seeing a disparity between their freedom and my lack of it, or how I had all the responsibilities and they had none. And the Catholic Church, all of the rules, and why did I have to wear a dress when they could wear pants? I would say to my dad: 'Will Jesus love me less if I wear pants? Am I going to hell?'

Madonna Ciccone

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