A Quote by George Carlin

If God didn't want you to masturbate, he would have given you short arms.

George Carlin

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George Carlin
American - Comedian
May 12, 1937 - June 22, 2008

If God had intended us not to masturbate, He would have made our arms shorter.

George Carlin

Would not want to be a T-Rex with the short arms. I have some visible gifts.

Robin Lopez

If I want low-impact aerobics, I'll masturbate. If I want high-impact aerobics, I'll masturbate again.

Dennis Miller

My arms are too short to box with God.

Johnny Cash

We know that more than seventy to eighty percent of women masturbate, and ninety percent of men masturbate, and the rest lie.

Joycelyn Elders

O Lazy bones! Dost thou think God would have given thee arms and legs, if he had not design'd thou should'st use them?

Benjamin Franklin

God hath given to man a short time here upon earth, and yet upon this short time eternity depends.

Jeremy Taylor

When you step in the ring, your arms are just too short to box with God.

CM Punk

For the theatre one needs long arms; it is better to have them too long than too short. An artiste with short arms can never, never make a fine gesture.

Roland Barthes

But for all those who don't want the Queen there are easily as many who don't want a President and even more who certainly would not want one if they knew who it would be. As you can readily see, I have given more thought to this subject than most and I have reached my own conclusion. God save the Queen.

Dalton Camp

For the theatre one needs long arms... an artiste with short arms can never make a fine gesture.

Sarah Bernhardt

If God had wanted man to play soccer, he wouldn't have given us arms.

Mike Ditka

Almost said 'theater'! But I know the blacks don't go! Unless it's that My Arms Are Too Short To Box With God production. Or The Wiz.

Jimmy Pardo

Money can't heal your heart. Money can't give you purpose. I don't want arms and legs, I want purpose. I don't want arms and legs, I want peace. I don't want arms and legs, I want to be a miracle for someone else.

Nick Vujicic

Well, being 6' 5', pull-ups are my nemesis. I have really long arms so I have to do twice the work of someone with short arms to get the weight up there.

Joe Manganiello

Among the many misdeeds of the British rule in India, history will look upon the Act depriving a whole nation of arms as the blackest. If we want the Arms Act to be repealed, if we want to learn the use of arms, here is a golden opportunity. If the middle classes render voluntary help to Government in the hour of its trial, distrust will disappear, and the ban on possessing arms will be withdrawn.

Mahatma Gandhi

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