A Quote by George Carlin

There are only two types of motorists: the idiots who drive slower than me, and the lunatics who go faster.

George Carlin

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George Carlin
American - Comedian
May 12, 1937 - June 22, 2008

My concern with religion is that it allows us by the millions to believe what only lunatics or idiots could believe on their own. That's not to say that all religious people are lunatics or idiots. It's anything but that.

Sam Harris

It's crazy: when it's raining, it makes no sense to me that people drive 10 miles an hour faster than they normally would, but then the other thing that makes no sense is when people drive 30 miles an hour slower than normal.

Katee Sackhoff

I just want to be myself. You learn from yourself, and that doesn't mean you have to drive slower; it actually means you have to drive faster, but maybe with a little bit in control, and that's what I learned.

Max Verstappen

The IronClad is faster than most thumb drives but far slower than a standard hard drive. Boot up, application launch and other Windows operations feel sluggish, though still usable.

Barton Gellman

Idiots and lunatics see only their own wit.

Francois de La Rochefoucauld

I think in most cases, if you're with good people, comedy creation happens faster in collaboration. That's how I can tell if it's a good collaboration: If it's faster than me by myself, then it works. If it's slower than me by myself, then I get out of the room.

Harry Shearer

The faster we go, the slower we need to be.

Peter Senge

Software gets slower faster than hardware gets faster.

Niklaus Wirth

Age: I go slower as time goes faster.

Mason Cooley

I pay higher premiums because my speeding points spell 'recklessness' to the insurance company, but you can't imagine how risk-averse I am at the wheel. I only go over 30 at all because it's dangerous to drive too much slower than everyone else.

Victoria Coren Mitchell

It pisses me off, people are idiots, but what are you going to do? The world is full of idiots. That's why we'll never have flying cars. People don't know how to drive

Dustin Diamond

Software gets slower faster than hardware gets faster. (Or, sometimes known by] Grove [the head of Intel] giveth and Gates [the head of Microsoft] taketh away.)

Niklaus Wirth

If you think you're boring your audience, go slower not faster.

Gustav Mahler

The problem with religion, because it's been sheltered from criticism, is that it allows people to believe en masse what only idiots or lunatics could believe in isolation.

Sam Harris

The years went by, and Mary Alice and I grew up, Slower than we wanted to, faster than we realized.