A Quote by George Carlin

If the shoe fits, buy another one just like it. — © George Carlin
If the shoe fits, buy another one just like it.
If the shoe fits, buy it.
If the shoe fits, buy it in every color!
If you're not that big player, then nobody's really gonna know who you are to promote the brand. If LeBron says, 'Go buy this shoe, it's amazing,' I would probably go buy it. But if some random person on the street was like, 'Hey, go buy this shoe,' I probably wouldn't.
A shoe that fits one person pinches another.
The shoe that fits one person pinches another; there is no recipe for living that suits all cases.
Is Bliss then, such Abyss, I must not put my foot amiss For fear I spoil my shoe? I'd rather suit my foot Than save my Boot -- For yet to buy another Pair is possible, At any store -- But Bliss, is sold just once. The Patent lost None buy it any more --
When the shoe fits, the foot is forgotten. When the belt fits, the belly is forgotten. When the heart is right, "for" and "against" are forgotten. No drives, no compulsions, no needs, no attractions: Then your affairs are under control. You are a free man.
I buy most of my clothes online, I just sit around and look at websites and say 'oh that looks cute' - and then I just buy it and hopefully it fits because buying stuff online is always sort of risky.
I'm a giant person. I can't go and buy women's shoes in a shoe store. I don't even go in the shoe section because it just breaks my heart because the shoes are so beautiful, but they don't fit me.
Air Forces 1s just got that vibe when you're walking in them, it's like, this is a shoe shoe.
If the shoe fits, wear it.
If the shoe fits you're lucky.
If the shoe fits, steal it.
If the shoe fits, it's too expensive.
If the shoe fits, you must wear it.
If the shoe fits, it is probably worn out.
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