A Quote by George Carlin

How do you write zero in Roman numerals? — © George Carlin
How do you write zero in Roman numerals?
Object-oriented design is the roman numerals of computing.
I've been playing the game so long that my handicap is in Roman numerals.
Programming graphics in X is like finding the square root of PI using Roman numerals.
Do you think Arabs are dumb? They gave us our numbers. Try doing long division with Roman numerals.
She doesn't understand the concept of Roman numerals. She thought we just fought in world war eleven.
The only number that would ever be enough is 0. Zero pounds, zero life, size zero, double-zero, zero point. Zero in tennis is love. I finally get it.
When you write a roman a clef, there is a tendency on the part of the reader to wonder how much of this is true, how much invented.
If [Donald Trump] is paid zero [taxes], that means zero for troops, zero for vets, zero for schools or health.
A zero itself is nothing, but without a zero you cannot count anything; therefore, a zero is something, yet zero.
People like Donald Trump, who paid zero in taxes, zero for our vets, zero for our military, zero for health and education, that is wrong.
The federal investment in finding cures for cancer - $3 billion annually [as of 1999] - is less than ... zero ... point ... zero ... zero ... zero ... four ... percent of our gross domestic product, or about one-seventh of what Americans spend on beauty products.
If you want to be a Roman Catholic scholar and write, you've got to write in such a way that nobody understands what you're saying, and then you're thought to be profound.
A German merchant of the fifteenth century asked an eminent professor where he should send his son for a good business education. The professor responded that German universities would be sufficient to teach the boy addition and subtraction but he would have to go to Italy to learn multiplication and division. Before you smile indulgently, try multiplying or even just adding the Roman numerals CCLXIV, MDCCCIX, DCL, and MLXXXI without first translating them.
Neutrinos ... win the minimalist contest: zero charge, zero radius, and very possibly zero mass.
Carbon zero simply means that the emissions you are releasing either are zero or balance out to zero.
It is only fair to admit, however, that my batting average in the crystal ball league is point, zero, zero, zero.
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