A Quote by George Carlin
Number one, one, one on wonderful WINO.
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Columbia was a wonderful label for me. Wonderful. The records I made there garnered me an audience. I won a number of polls during the years that I was at Columbia. The Downbeat Jazz Poll. Leonard Feather, who was a huge critic back in the day, different polls that he had. The Playboy poll, a number of polls. So the music was great.
If you don't have an ego, you're a wino.
The wino and I know the pain of back bustin'.
How dare you have wino tell me not to do drugs.
I saw this wino, he was eating grapes. I was like, "Dude, you have to wait".
No matter where you are on politics, I think it is wonderful to see candidates funding campaigns not by talking to a very small number of very rich people, but by reaching out to a very large number of citizens.
O wonderful, wonderful, and most wonderful wonderful! And yet again wonderful, and after that, out of all hooping.
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Number one is my faith, number two my family, number three is my friends, and number four, my fans.
Trying to save a hater is like trying to teach astrophysics to a wino!
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It's like everything in your life is wonderful, but you have so much wonderful - this is all going to sound horrible - but when you have so much wonderful, it isn't wonderful because you don't actually have time to enjoy it.
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The wonderful fortune of some writers deludes and leads to misery a great number of young people.
The Mogadorian caught Number One in Malaysia, Number Two in England, And Number Three in Kenya. I am Number Four. I am next..." - I AM NUMBER FOUR
There is a wine called Easy Days and Mellow Nights, well-known on the outskirts of the Navajo reservation. It is an economical wine, fortified with the best of intentions, and I recommend it to every serious wino.
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