A Quote by George Carlin
Know my feelings about traffic laws? Cop didn't see it? I didn't do it.
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If I see a cop, it's not like, 'Oh, there's a cop who's gonna keep me safe.' It's more, 'There's a cop who might be having a bad day, so don't make eye contact.'
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Anybody who thinks talk is cheap has never argued with a traffic cop.
Few people understand the psychology of dealing with a highway traffic cop.
If I play a cop, it's always a racist cop or a trigger-happy cop or a crooked cop - but by and large I play cowboys, bikers, and convicts.
I never in my life saw myself as a game show host. I don't want to be a traffic cop.
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