A Quote by George Carlin

Tonight's forecast: DARK. Continued mostly dark tonight, turning to wildly scattered light in the morning

George Carlin

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George Carlin
American - Comedian
May 12, 1937 - June 22, 2008

Weather forecast for tonight: dark. Continued dark overnight, with widely scattered light by morning.

George Carlin

Weather tonight: dark. Turning partly light by morning.

George Carlin

Weather forecast for tonight: dark.

George Carlin

There was never a moment in George Carlin's career where he dipped below an A+. When he came out with the "Hippie Dippie Weatherman" on The Tonight Show, I mean, it seems so mundane now, but it was in black and white TV and the whole bit was that this guy smoked tons of grass and was a terrible weather man. "Forecast for tonight? Dark."

Jay Mohr

There is trouble in my mind There is dark, there's dark and there is light There is no order, and there is chaos, and there is crime There is no one home tonight, in the empire of my mind

Jakob Dylan

Tonight, tonight, won't be just any night. Tonight there will be no morning star.

Stephen Sondheim

I'm for turning off the tube and turning down the light, cause I'm for nothing else but me and you tonight.

Hank Williams, Jr.

To go in the dark with a light is to know the light. To know the dark, go dark. Go without sight, and find that the dark, too, blooms and sings, and is traveled by dark feet and dark wings.

Wendell Berry

I am too dark in my heart tonight.

Philippa Gregory

I will steal your dreams tonight. Dark

Yukiru Sugisaki

It doesn't really matter whether we reflect the light through our authentic gifts or whether our authentic calling is to spread it. What matters is that tonight is that the world is dark, cold, and bleak. Your flame burns so brightly. Share your Love and warmth with others. Watch the Light return.

Sarah Ban Breathnach

Honestly, just waking up every morning with headaches is tough, to know that I can't play tonight or I can't run tonight. Once the headaches started going away a little bit, I knew I had a chance.

Alecko Eskandarian

Tonight, I should watch the sun set, and think of the impending darkness as a metaphor for my wasted life: once it was bright, and full of potential, and now it is dark and hopeless and bleak. I should not make the mistake of thinking that the moon and the stars represent slim glimmers of hope, or evidence that there is light on the other side. Even if there is light somewhere I will never walk in it again.