A Quote by George Carlin
I remember when I was a kid I used to come home from Sunday School and my mother would get drunk and try to make pancakes
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It's always the mother's fault, ain't it?" she said softly, collecting her coat. "That boy turn out bad cause his mama a drunk, or she a junkie. She let him run wild, she don't teach him right from wrong. She never home when he back from school. Nobody ever say his daddy a drunk, or his daddy not home after school. And nobody ever say they some kids just damned mean.
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I wanna get a little drunk, but I also want some pancakes.
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