When I was first writing, my little prayers were, 'Please, please, please. Let something be published someday.' Then it went to, 'Please, please, please. Let somebody read this.'
If you are writing comedy and try to please everybody, you'll please nobody.
If you are writing comedy and try to please everybody,
you'll please nobody.
The politicians, they try to please everybody and when you want to please everybody, you won't please everybody. That's not my way of doing politics.
Those who seek to please everybody please nobody.
Please, please, please, please, please...,", squeezing his eyes shut because it somehow made the words more pure.
When I was a teenager, I was trying to please people. I kept changing who I was to please the people I was with. And so once I just decided I wasn't going to do that anymore. I was going to live my life to please God. And so from that day to this, that's been my aim. Some people don't understand, but you can't please everybody anyway.
Everybody has their own opinions and you cannot please everybody. I'm never going to try to do that - to please everybody - because there is always somebody who will say they don't like it.
Would you please please please please please please please stop talking?
Trying to please everybody is impossible - if you did that, you'd end up in the middle with nobody liking you. You've just got to make the decision about what you think is your best, and do it.
Everybody that listens to something hears it differently from their own perspective. And you can't please everyone. Don't even try. Please yourself first and then try to please those people around you that you feel know what you're doing.
You can't please God and please man at the same time. It's impossible; you can't do it. You've got to choose one.
If anyone can achieve the impossible it’s you. Please, please, get it again.
Remember, once more how our world should be. And please, don't forget, please, please don't forget.
critic, n. A person who boasts himself hard to please because nobody tries to please him.
In TV, in general, the more you try and please everybody, the less people you please.