A Quote by Gilbert Gottfried

Well, I play Jews and parrots. Parrots are how I've branched out.

Gilbert Gottfried

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How Jews Out Parrots Play Well

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Gilbert Gottfried
American - Comedian
Born: February 28, 1955

I have a deep-seated respect for parrots. As gifted as I am with all other wildlife, parrots have this uncanny desire to kill me. I'm not sure why, but they're like my kryptonite!

Steve Irwin

The family is on its way out; couples go next; then no more keeping cats or parrots.

Mason Cooley

When the eagles are silent, the parrots begin to jabber.

Winston Churchill

I've long suspected that one of the reasons why human beings haven't yet figured out how to carry on a conversation with bottlenosed porpoises, African gray parrots, et al. in their own language is quite simply that we're terrified of what they might say to us - not least because it's entirely possible that they'd be right.

John Michael Greer

Even parrots talk. I don't care about what they say.

Jose Aldo

In Washington they have their hawks and doves and in Ottawa we have our parrots.

Tommy Douglas

Dogs, monkeys, and parrots are a thousand times less miserable than we are.

Voltaire

Parrots make great pets. They have more personality than goldfish.

Chevy Chase

Parrots make great pets. They have more personality than goldfish

Chevy Chase

People talk too much. Humans aren't descended from monkeys. They come from parrots.

Carlos Ruiz Zafon

People who've been through our educational system, they think they're thinking, when they're just repeating like parrots.

Robert Anton Wilson

Out of the sky, the birds, the parrots, the bells, silk, cloth, and drums, out of Sundays dancing, children's words and love words, out of love for the little fists of children, I will build a world, my world with round shoulders.

Aime Cesaire

Animal hoarding was a dirty secret until hoarders appeared on our TV screens and showed how they are compelled to collect so many dogs, cats or parrots that the animals end up in cages only inches bigger than their own bodies. For life.