My success has depended wholly on putting things over on people, so I'm not sure that I'm that great a role model. I am, however, an expert on pretending to be an expert on pretending to be an expert.
I'm an expert in hookers. I'm an expert in doormats. I'm an expert in victims. They were the best parts. And when I woke up--sociologically, politically, and creatively--I could no longer take those parts and look in the mirror.
Oh, I was some efficiency expert. On my first day, I couldn't find my own office in Hartford and wound up in the Post Office.
I never thought I'd be an expert at sword fighting, I never thought I'd be an expert in protein powders - I'm close to being an expert in both. It's great!
The media tends to report rumors, speculations, and projections as facts... How does the media do this? By quoting some 'expert'... you can always find some expert who will say something hopelessly hopeless about anything.
On the subject of wild mushrooms, it is easy to tell who is an expert and who is not: The expert is the one who is still alive.
The expert is a midwife. The expert is not someone who has the authority to pronounce the last word on the subject.
An expert is a man who has stopped thinking. Why should he think? He is an expert.
I said that an expert was a fella who was afraid to learn anything new because then he wouldn't be an expert anymore.
In the Champions League I'm no expert. Pep is the expert, he's won it twice as a manager.
Science blogs bore me. When everyone is an expert, no one is an expert.
I’m not really a relationship expert but ... I’m an expert on manhood and what men think.
I'm not really a relationship expert but... I'm an expert on manhood and what men think.
Anger is a tool for change when it challenges us to become more of an expert on the self and less of an expert on others.
I have spoken to expert audiences occasionally, but then no audience is expert over the whole range of things I want to explore.
If an expert says it can't be done, get another expert.