A Quote by Greg Giraldo
When I masturbate I fantasize about having my own apartment. I used to think about Cindy Crawford now I think about leaving a dish in the sink overnight.
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I think Cindy Crawford is awesome. I love her style.
I do fantasize about having my own shop one day.
What can you do? You're never going to be - I'm sure there are people out there who think Cindy Crawford isn't pretty.
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There's a Dar Williams song about 'houses that are haunted, with the kids who lie awake and think about other generations past who used to use that dripping sink.' I was one of those kids.
I love to fantasize still, as I did as a little boy. If I see a movie, I want to fantasize about what it's all about.
I used to think being loved was the greatest thing to think about, but now I know love is never satisfied just thinking about it.
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In the case of two actors connecting with each other and trusting each other, our bodies have memories without us having to consciously think about it, so rather than think, "Oh, I must think about my daughter dying," you just let that go and trust that you have all the emotions you need in there, and by losing yourself in the scene, that stuff kicks in without having to spend the day thinking about horrific things happening to your own child.
Maybe you're afraid of sinking. Don't think about it. If you don't think about it, you won't sink. If you do, you will.
There's fantasies about what heaven is like and who Satan is and why you shouldn't masturbate or why you should vote Republican. It's funny because it's an election year and their news broadcasts are constantly talking about "Vote Republican". I think that they think they're being subtle about it, but that's definitely not the case. So I'm like, "What does this have anything to do with the nice advice you were giving about how to live your life, how to get along with your spouse etc?"
We all fantasize about a relationship we'd like to do over or something we'd like to change about our past. I think there are a lot more opportunities for second chances in our lives than we think.
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