A Quote by Greg Gutfeld

Obama's tenure had more dirty linen then Charlie Sheen's hamper. — © Greg Gutfeld
Obama's tenure had more dirty linen then Charlie Sheen's hamper.
I've had my Charlie Sheen moments, it was usually just at the Mars Bar on the corner of First Avenue with me and a few homeless guys.
You know who has tenure? The pope has tenure. The Queen of England has tenure. So does Fidel and the communists - because they represent the people, of course (scoff). Federal judges have tenure as well - no federal judge has ever successfully been removed. And then there's the college professors. Me. How do you like that?
Charlie Sheen was such a pro.
I've never met Charlie Sheen.
I don't want to replace anyone, especially Charlie Sheen.
I am on a drug. It's called Charlie Sheen.
Charlie Sheen is who again? Denise is engaged?
Charlie Sheen called his boss on 'Two and a Half Men' a 'Jew ki**' and expected to go back to work. That’s crazy. If you could do that and keep your job, then everybody would do it.
In 'Wall Street,' Charlie Sheen carried that movie.
If Charlie Sheen outlives me, I'm gonna be really pissed.
My nards aren't clean Ive been partying With Charlie Sheen
They've had a hard life, the Oasis brothers. They've done really well to be semi-normal. It's always sad when your dirty linen is brought out in public.
Charlie Sheen has the potential to cause your soul to weep and forfeit
I think more airtime should be given to Donald Trump and Orly Taitz. They should run for office together. They should open for Charlie Sheen.
I would never go on an intimate date with Charlie Sheen. He is really not my type at all.
I think Jon Cryer and Charlie Sheen have a lot of chemistry between them.
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