A Quote by Gregg Rogell

Does that really work, converting someone with a bumper sticker? How weak of a mind do you have to have?

Gregg Rogell

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Gregg Rogell
American - Comedian
Born: February 18, 1967

A lot of people don't like bumper stickers. I don't mind bumper stickers. To me a bumper sticker is a shortcut. It's like a little sign that says 'Hey, let's never hang out.'

Demetri Martin

How ironic is it to see a bumper sticker that says 'Jesus is the answer' next to a bumper sticker supporting the war in Iraq, as if to says 'Jesus is the answer - but not in the real world.

Shane Claiborne

I saw a great bumper sticker that read: 'Do something that scares you every day.' That really stuck with me. I try to live like that.

Janice Tanton

There's a difference between a philosophy and a bumper sticker.

Charles M. Schulz

There's a kind of decadence about all this: If 9/11 was really an inside job, you wouldn't be driving around with a bumper sticker bragging that you were on to it. Fantasy is a by-product of security: it's the difference between hanging upside down in your dominatrix's bondage parlor after work on Friday and enduring the real thing for years on end in Saddam's prisons.

Mark Steyn

Genius has its limitations. Insanity...not so much" -Bumper Sticker

Darynda Jones

The world’s bumper sticker reads: Life sucks, and then you die. Perhaps Christian bumper stickers should read: Life sucks, but then you find hope and you can’t wait to die.

Ted Dekker

I don't much believe in bumper sticker characterizations of foreign policy.

John Bolton

Accusations fit on a bumper sticker; the truth takes longer.

Michael Hayden

I love children, but I don't think I can eat a whole one.- Bumper sticker

Darynda Jones

Yeah, but what happens if life hands me pickles? - Bumper sticker

Darynda Jones

You might be a redneck if your bumper sticker says, My other car is a combine.

Jeff Foxworthy

How I treat a brother or sister from day to day, how I react to the sin-scarred wino on the street, how I respond to interruptions from people I dislike, how I deal with normal people in their normal confusion on a normal day may be a better indication of my reverence for life than the antiabortion sticker on the bumper of my car.