A Quote by Groucho Marx

If he's been married for 31 years, he's not the same man.

Groucho Marx

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Groucho Marx
American - Comedian
October 2, 1890 - August 19, 1977

I get nice letters, but really I have no idea. I just try to enthuse people. You've been married for 31 years.

Alan Titchmarsh

I've been married to the same woman for forty years, and whenever people ask us how we managed to stay married for so long, we usually say as one voice, 'What's the secret? Don't get divorced!'

Wavy Gravy

I have never been married. I don't know if I will ever marry, though I hope to. When I am asked why I have not married, I explain that my parents have been happily married for 42 years. The bar feels so very high for that kind of commitment.

Roxane Gay

It has been more than 31 years for me in the cinema industry but I am still learning and my motto is the same as that of late Apple Co-Founder Steve Jobs - Stay Hungry, Stay Foolish!

Ashish Vidyarthi

I'm married, I've been married to the same woman for - well, I've been with the same woman for close to...long enough to fool around.

Morgan Freeman

I've been married 34 years. I have not been a perfect man. I have made mistakes in my life.

Gary Condit

I am an unmarried man, as opposed to a single man. A bachelor, according to the dictionary, is a man who has never been married. An unmarried man is not married at the moment. Many of these terms have fallen into disuse.

Raymond Burr

I was married very young. I lived a very middle class life. I was married at age 21, divorced at 31.

John Lithgow

I am a biological female. I have two children. I've been married for 16 years. I've never been a man.

Michelle Visage

I was married very young. I lived a very middle class life. I was married at age 21, divorced at 31. I didn't sleep on people's couches.

John Lithgow

I have been married for 58 years to the same woman. Our secret? Separate bathrooms.

Larry Hagman

I never felt I could give up my life of freedom to become a man's housekeeper. When I was young, if a girl married poverty, she became a drudge; if she married wealth, she became a doll. Had I married at twenty-one, I would have been either a drudge or a doll for fifty-five years. Think of it!