A Quote by Guy Martin

I don't go to racers' funerals.

Guy Martin

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Funerals Go Racers

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Guy Martin
British - Celebrity
Born: November 4, 1981

I was a driver and a racer. The difference between drivers, who can be great World Champions, and racers, who are also World Champions, is that racers don't wait for things to happen: they make things happen.

Nigel Mansell

If you don't go to other men's funerals, they won't go to yours.

Clarence Day

Growing up, there were a lot of funerals that I attended, and the adults at the funerals went out of their way to make sure that I wasn't traumatized or overly depressed by them. So death is always a celebration of life for me, and it's also hugely dramatic.

Bryan Fuller

Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.

Yogi Berra

You know you're getting old when you go to more funerals than you do weddings.

Jimmy Dean

You should always go to other people's funerals; otherwise, they won't come to yours.

Yogi Berra

You should always go to other people's funerals, otherwise, they won't come to yours.

Yogi Berra

Weddings and funerals have so much in common (except that in Ireland funerals are more fun - better food, better drink): at both, our senses are sharpened and we register much more than usual - a striking face or hair-do, the wind's behaviour, a bird singing.

Michael Longley

I never go to funerals. To me a person is dead when he breathes for the last time. After that, your memories should be personal.

Hedy Lamarr

I always say to people that Zimbabweans are the funniest people in Africa; we even laugh at funerals. And it's true. I mean, there are so many jokes about funerals. There are so many jokes about AIDS. We find ways of coping with pain by laughing at it and by laughing at ourselves.

Petina Gappah

There are two types of racers- cheaters and losers.

Smokey Yunick

A lot of racers have some of their best days when they're sick.

Ted Ligety

I'm pretty excited to be racing for Williams. They're real racers.

Nico Hulkenberg

For 50 years bike racers have been taking stimulants. Obviously we can do without them in a race, but then we will pedal 15 miles an hour (instead of 25). Since we are constantly asked to go faster and to make even greater efforts, we are obliged to take stimulants