A Quote by Henny Youngman

Two Polish men at Halloween with burned faces. What happened? They were bobbing for french fries.

Henny Youngman

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Henny Youngman
American - Comedian
March 16, 1906 - February 24, 1998

The French fried potato has become an inescapable horror in almost every public eating place in the country. 'French fries', say the menus, but they are not French fries any longer. They are a furry-textured substance with the taste of plastic wood.

Russell Baker

I was ecstatic they re-named 'French Fries' as 'Freedom Fries'. Grown men and women in positions of power in the U.S. government showing themselves as idiots.

Johnny Depp

French fries. I have been obsessed with them since I was born. I like big, big steak fries, curly fries, seasoned fries - any kind!

Corbin Bleu

French fries kill more people than guns and sharks, yet nobody's afraid of French fries.

Robert Kiyosaki

I have ten bucks in my pocket - what to spend it on? French fries - ten dollars' worth of french fries, ultimate fantasy.

Laurie Halse Anderson

One of the greatest things I've ever seen happen was the morning I opened the newspaper and it said that some very powerful government officials had decided to change the name of “french fries” to “freedoom fries” and “french toast” to “freedom toast”. It was impressive. I wanted to write a letter to them just to thank them, just for proving globally that they were absolute imbeciles.

Johnny Depp

The reason my kids like McDonald's is that they always know what they're going to get. It's not gourmet food, but the french fries they order in Indianapolis are just like the french fries they order in Tampa. Wherever they get McDonald's fries, they know it will be the same. That's what McDonald's does.

Tony Dungy

I like French fries," I say. I like French fries? I sound like a slow child in a made-for-TV movie.

Gayle Forman

I do like potato chips, French fries and Barney's burgers in L.A. with seasoned curly fries.

Jessica Biel

Ketchup tastes good on steak. French fries. Steak and french fries - ketchup. Don't get me started.

Quinton Jackson

French fries. I love them. Some people are chocolate and sweets people. I love French fries. That and caviar.

Cameron Diaz

I always had a thin frame, but when you hit 40 and eat french fries three days in a row, it's like, 'What happened?'

Tracee Ellis Ross

In Shakespeare's day it was women who were being burned at the stake as witches... not men. The men were thought of as alchemists. But women doing the same thing would be a witch and would be burned.

Helen Mirren

Surround yourself with people who are the ketchup to your french fries-they make you a better version of yourself. Yes french fries are amazing on their own, but combined with ketchup they are a force. Spend time with people who bring out your true flavors, but don't overpower you.

Grace Helbig

I stay away from sweets. I'll treat myself here and there, but I'll stay away from fried foods, but I love French fries. I'll treat myself once a week to some French fries.